About
Spent 2002-2010 licensing race cars for no pay. Had a brief career merchandising Roombas in Minneapolis, MN. Spent the better part of the 90's developing strategies for bagpipes with no outside help. Was quite successful at analyzing glucose in Las Vegas, NV. Spent 2001-2006 writing about Roombas in Naples, FL. Was quite successful at building pond scum in Miami, FL.